I'm learning english! :-D

19. listopadu 2011 v 17:22 | Muhe |  PK - Prostě Kraviny

I'm sorry for mistakes! :-D I think will be take a school-leaving examination from Spanish :-D

Acters and storyline: Missis Some and Sir Johnny are arranging wedding.

So, enjoy it! ;-) (It's a big rubbish. :-D




"I think could be good it. Oh! Sure. Why do not it?"

"Course. But when I will consideration about I don't know anything, is it stupid."

"Should be why, my dear?" He will amusedly be laugh.

"I don't understand absolutely your impudence. What you permitting itself?

"My dear, wedding is in England common issue. "

"No, no, for me! You are any idiot?" She will derisively give a laugh. "Oh, come on! You are yet can't think, I will be agreeing. It would was being ridiculous."
Johnny's her gave sad face.

"You don't playing on me it! I know you very good!" Johnny's will make surprised face.

"Oh, really? So, I will be must be attention," He's will be foxy laugh. That gave a cough. "On you," He does will be supply, when saw her look.

"How different way!" She's will grimace. "You haven't to say your feelings." She's will put hands on your bosom.

"Are you in waiting?"

"If I would be in waiting what fall from you again, you should be true. But no, I'm sorry, I be disappoint, but you talking same stupidity. I'm sorry of my sincerity." With these words she's will be bow go away.


In room was staying quiet. Johnny was stand on the soft carpet, still was seeing on place, where she was before a moment.

It was strange.

Overall atmosphere and her weak whiff scent intermingled with his fetid smell old socks.

And actually it was distasteful.



After some time, she came to room, where nothing changed. Still this the same smell.


"Oh, tfuj! What's wrong sir?"

"I think, my dear, I'm died from sad but didn't notice that.

"Really sad… yeah, from you going this stench!"

"Don't you think serious?"

"I think. I'm sorry; you take down socks, now!" She will command him.
"But, but…"

"I said now, so now! Aren't you listening, me?"

"Oh, I'm working on it already," He will mumble.

"Oh! This is so horrible stench! Who will be said it is possible!" She does will be for oneself.

Johnny's examining unbelievable socks from all sides.

"Hm… I know why I was feeling so strange…" He will say thoughtfully.

"How old are it?"

"I don't know. Most probably are to my great-grandpa."

"Oh, I understand it!" She's will laughing. "You are very funny! Do you know what? I agree with the wedding! When you will promise me will be washing socks!"

"I promise my honest! Muck!"


It's happy end!



Muhe
 

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1 Šílenej Šílenej | Web | 19. listopadu 2011 v 18:38 | Reagovat

anglicky sice taky moc neumim, ale tohle je rozhodně celý blbě, tos nějakej kvalitní text dala sežrat překladači na googlu a tohle vypliv?
že se tak směle ptám... o čem že to vlastně bylo? týpek ukecával ženskou, aby si ho vzala a ona souhlasila pod podmínkou, že si bude sám prát fusekle?

2 Kája1 Kája1 | Web | 21. listopadu 2011 v 15:36 | Reagovat

Promin za reklamu:Ahoj hlasuj pls pro Janka odkaz je na mem blogu na té strance to je napsané jak hlasovat :-)

3 Janelle Janelle | Web | 27. dubna 2013 v 15:40 | Reagovat

Píšeš? Tak sa zapoj, môžeš tým len získať :D http://willieho-skaza.blog.cz/1303/sutaz-o-najlepsiu-kapitolovu-poviedku#komentare

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